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Post by Emrys on Nov 10, 2007 22:25:50 GMT -5
This is a very fun game in which each person posts anywhere from a phrase to a paragraph. The only rules are that it has to be as random as possible, and that you cannot make two posts in a role. I'll start.
Twice upon a time in a land very, very close a giant horde of Zombie Mutant Muffins were growing. Dominated by Blu Bry Maphin, the evil hordes marched across the land. And then catastrophe struck: they ran out of milk and cookies.
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Post by shirkamisamyogai on Nov 11, 2007 9:23:37 GMT -5
{Do we continue the story?}
The King was in the counting house, trying to figure out how much milk and cookies cost.
The Queen was in the parlor, and had to make do with eating bread and honey.
The Maid was in the Garden, hanging out the clothes. Along came a pigeon and gave her a letter for the King.
Maid ran to King, and gave the letter to him. '"MY KING,"' it said, '"The land throughout has no milk and cookies whatsoever. So we are petitioning you to give us your milk and cookies so that we can have them."'
"What, said the King, I will not do that." He turned around and snipped off the nose of the Maid. "Next time," he said, "that there is a letter for me, read it first and see if it is worth my looking."
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Post by Emrys on Nov 11, 2007 9:47:36 GMT -5
{Yep}
The maid was slightly irritated by that, so she slapped the king and then, realizing what she had done, immediately used that emergency ticket to Bejing.
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Post by shirkamisamyogai on Nov 11, 2007 10:25:22 GMT -5
{Who am I to follow?} {Like my use of the nursery rhym?}
King thought she went to Egypt, so he told Queen that he had to go, would you please keep the kingdom, and went after Maid to punish her for slapping him. maybe I'll cut off the hand she slapped me with.
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Post by Emrys on Nov 11, 2007 12:13:41 GMT -5
{Just make up whatever you want, the nursery rhyme was interesting but you can be original too}
Once the king arrived in egypt, he was immediately swamped over by a million crazed tourists and died.
Meanwhile, Blu Bry Maphin was leading the Muffins on strike.
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Post by shirkamisamyogai on Nov 11, 2007 23:51:57 GMT -5
And the maid, upon hearing the death of the King went back to the Kingdom where the Queen, crazed with greed locked her up on the charge of trying to take over the Kingdom.
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Post by Emrys on Nov 14, 2007 22:58:16 GMT -5
Blu Bry Maphin reached the palace and began burning it down, a difficult task seeing as it was entirely made of stone.
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Post by shirkamisamyogai on Nov 15, 2007 6:58:38 GMT -5
The Queen put Blu Bry Maphin in concrete, wondering all the way why she had refused to school him when she invited the country children to the palace for a summer education.
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Post by Emrys on Nov 23, 2007 11:47:55 GMT -5
Suddenly, several large pigeons pooped on the Queen and then sat down for a bottle of vodka.
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Post by shirkamisamyogai on Dec 1, 2007 8:26:37 GMT -5
They got drunk and killed each other until there was one left--broken, bruised, and bleeding.
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Post by Emrys on Dec 23, 2007 10:45:48 GMT -5
Whom the queen shot, and then put in a birdcage and nailed his feet to the post so he wouldn't fall over, and then sold the whole thing to an animal store as a parrot.
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Post by shirkamisamyogai on Jan 7, 2008 16:46:55 GMT -5
The queen was so happy that she pulled a prank on the animal store that she brought thirteen kittens. She fancied herself a witch. She even had the amulet.
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Post by Emrys on Jan 12, 2008 23:35:57 GMT -5
((Amulet? Say WHAT??))
Sadly, however, the kittens all mutated into Flying Instertellar Plummeting Tortoises, which flew up into the air and then crashed down on the pet shop, resulting in the entire contents of said petshop turning into oompa loompas.
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Post by tarquinxmelina on Jan 14, 2008 19:09:32 GMT -5
The oompa loompas turne dout to be large funguses, and mutated into large pieces of paper, which turned into twenty seven Godzilla's.
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Post by Emrys on Feb 6, 2008 15:48:56 GMT -5
((Yay! Randomness!)
The Godzillas marched around the town, decimating everything they found (and quite a lot of things they wished they hadn't), before finally settling down to eat some cheesecake.
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