charmine
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Post by charmine on Mar 7, 2008 20:16:32 GMT -5
All of a sudden 2 walking alien tater tots walk up to the godzillas and deliver a message written on a chicken leg
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Post by Emrys on Mar 28, 2008 18:50:31 GMT -5
The godzillas, overcome by rage, hunger, and a stomach ache from having eaten at McDonalds one too many times, ate the tater tots, the chicken legs, and then, for want of anything else to eat, each other. How exactly they both managed to eat each other is unknown, but the fact remains that each of them found themselves in the other one's stomach. Of course they tried to climb out. However, that just left them in their OWN stomachs... with a trail ripped out. They wandered through the infinite amounts of stomach for a long time... (although of course there were only two which were in two different places at once) and then decided to eat another cheeseburger. The toxins killed them and they went to heaven, where an angel shot them and turned them into Oompa Loompas.
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Post by charmine on Mar 28, 2008 23:43:55 GMT -5
they were shot to *** where they were whipped by Leonidas and Socrates and Katie from Horton hears a Who. Then Satan came out wearing a turban and playing a video game. He could only speak Dutch and began to blast "hollaback girl" from a radio built in his gameboy.
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Post by Emrys on Apr 1, 2008 9:04:15 GMT -5
God, irritated at this, promptly sent them all onto Mars, where they were about to die of asphyxiation when a roasted marshmallow swallowed them.
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